[Adam Hart] It’s bad enough Roman Polanski drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl. But then he fled sentencing for 30 years. Time to put this foreign wacko away for good — no matter how many good films he’s directed.

I don’t understand how anyone can defend this guy. Saying that 13- and 14-year-olds are thought of differently in Europe, so what he did is forgivable is completely insane. It’d be like saying one of those Euro sex trade ringleaders can come to America and start taking our women and selling them as sex slaves, because it’s what he’s used to at home. Whoopi Goldberg needs to check herself. I feel like I’m living in Crazyville, U.S.A.

Look, breasts are awesome. Cancer is terrible. So, logically, breast cancer is extremely terrible. We are reminded of that fact when the month of October rolls around, because it is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

SI Swimsuit model Marisa Miller does not have breast cancer, but she does have gigantic breasts. Can’t be any better motivation to donate to a breast cancer charity than that.

“If I’m curt with you, it’s because time is a factor.”

I feel as if I need to use the word “curt” more often — when warranted, of course. This is why films such as Pulp Fiction are useful. The vocabulary factor.

[Adam Hart] During Friday’s taping of The Tonight Show, or simply “Conan” as it is known to me, host Conan O’Brien slipped and hit his head. The taping halted shortly thereafter.

But don’t worry — Conan wouldn’t pass up a chance to share some self-deprecating humor. Enjoy this clip from Monday night’s show.

[Adam Hart] That’s right. A called third strike looking on Kevin Youkilis to end the game, stranding two runners on base in an 8-7 loss, could not derail the playoff freight train that is the Boston Red Sox.

The Texas Rangers decided to suck at just the right time, losing their way out of any chance of making the playoffs with a 5-2 loss to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim on Tuesday night.  It was the Rangers’ third-straight loss, failing to take advantage of Boston’s five-game losing streak.

We’ll have to wait and see if the Red Sox decide to stop being terrible when the playoffs roll around.

Who knew these guys were French? Not me. But I do know one thing — if I owned a beat laboratory, I’d probably develop something along these lines. Because I find it humorous.