[Adam Hart] I’ve got an upside down week in terms of work, and I’ve got to be in early today. So that means I don’t have time to carefully select a Song of the Day. But I do have time for Marisa Miller. Enjoy.

Joe Jackson’s roundabout money maker This Is It opens today in the United States. I hope theaters have paramedics on hand, because people like my sister will be fainting and crying and expressing other emotions at showing across the nation. Today, we flash back to Michael Jackson’s greatest performance as frontman of the Jackson 5.

[Adam Hart] It’s the Yankees vs the Phillies. And my weak stomach vs this news regarding Alex Rodriguez and lady friend Kate Hudson:

Via USWeekly:

“They love sex!” a pal tells Us Weekly of the pair who began dating in May. “They talk about it all day. Kate gets graphic talking about his body, even to her parents.”

[Adam Hart] Made a calzone (pronounced CAL-zone-ay, according to Giada de Laurentiis) for dinner last night. If I’m ambitious enough, I’ll make an instructional video in the next couple of days.

There is a movement toward a genre of electronic music. This is a song from that movement. Give your day some… voltage?

[Adam Hart] That reference is to newly acquired forward Rasheed Wallace, who during preseason play said the Celtics could match the NBA record for wins in a season. That number stands at 72, attained by Michael Jordan’s Bulls.

In Tuesday night’s season opener, the Celtics beat the second best team in the East, LeBron James‘ Cleveland Cavaliers, 95-89. Paul Pierce led the C’s with 23 points. Oh, and Kevin Garnett made his triumphant return with 13 points and 10 rebounds. Why set the bar so low, Sheed?