I have a few questions:

1. Why is the kid in that license photo bearing his chest?
2. How did Facebook know I’m a 26-year-old male from Massachusetts?
3. Why does Facebook automatically assume I have a car? Because I don’t.
4. Why does the ad below it feature that Pedro kid from Napoleon Dynamite? Facebook missed the mark here, because I hate that movie.

[Adam Hart] Had this link forwarded my way by a friend. Basically, it’s the greatest revenge tactic ever. This filthy quote pretty much sums it up:

“what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad that i uploaded your dick sucking list to facebook? go ahead.”

Check it out at Nerve.com (it should go without saying that this is not safe for work or young, impressionable minds)